Read if you dare, the musings of an ill and dehydrated mind.

That's right, I've been sick for a good day and a half now. Woo! Pretty good start for the first content post, no?

Anyway, there are a few things I've noticed lately that either really are terrible or are really spectacular. Wow. I really hope I never write like this again, it's terrible... but I'm really bored, so here 'goes!

Spectacular: German teachers who cancel class the day of the first test... ironically enough, the day sick officially hits me and I spend my two hour break sleeping instead of finishing that German homework...

Terrible: stupid ladies on eBay who sell you a calculator then pretend they didn't, sell it to someone else, then apologize three weeks later and send a refund. But still without a calculator. Damn you, Robbie, for needing my calculator more than I do...

Damn you math-oriented mind for being able to handle most of the math average kids use a calculator for single... brain cell-edly??

Spectacular: Chocolate milk!!

Terrible: Want food. No food easily accessable enough to satisfy my dizzy-headed needs. Make pizza. Return to room. Promptly forget both pizza and hunger itself. Phone call. We have pudding. I want pudding. I'm hungry. PIZZA! CRAP! Pizza charcoal. Hungry. No food easily accessable. Not trying to cook anything again. Damn. Chocolate milk?

Spectacular: Someone decided to be really smart while she could still walk straight and attach her computer speakers to her bed, and has had a wonderful sound system the entire time she's been....

...Oops, sorry, fell asleep for a minute there... where was I?

Terrible: mysterious heavy clonking footsteps on the roof over my room. Ringing headache.

Wonderful sound system probably isn't helping that one much... heh...

Spectacular: Leave room to make pizza. WOOD STOVE IN LIVING ROOM wtf? Where's that come from? Neato...

Explains the mysterious clomping across the roof...

Hilarious: how much more frequently I swear when I'm sick... maybe that's only funny because I'm sick.... but quite frankly, I find it hilarious. Thus, Hilarious. Yes. Moving on.

Terrible: Pulled out five movies yesterday afternoon. Watched two. Of the remaining, one wasn't in the box, and two are deciding not to work. Curse you, oh small movie collection. Which seems a little weird; before we moved, I could have sworn we had better DVD's... ooooh Robbie's been raiding them, hasn't she...? ohhhhh....

Sudden, Very Strange Realization: I don't want to read...???!! Um... watch out, the end of the world may be fast approaching.

Terrible: No amount of water seems to be solving this stupid problem with being sick and dehydrated and all that. Maybe it's just sick, with symptoms very very closely resembling that of dehydration...?

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I haven't put Norah Jones on this thing yet. Weird. Which means I don't know where that cd is. Crap.

Okay, kids, I'm bored out of my mind, craving entertainment, craving company, and craving that oh-so-terrible-but-so-addictively-good mac'n'cheese they serve at Haggen's... I know I know, it's really the only thing from the deli that I'll eat anymore, after working there, which is weird in itself. Or is it? Um. Yes, it is. 

Oh yeah, the point! CALL ME PLEEEEASE! landline, if at all possible? Dad's house... Cell phone is just weird and more painful than normal phone.

yeah.

please?

I will beg... if I have to... maybe...

Messenger works too...